Pretty Dumb

Plaxico Burress:

Takes a gun into a nightclub and accidentally shoots himself in the leg 2mm away from his femoral. 2mm away from killing himself.

He gets two years in jail.

Michael Vick:

Runs a pretty sick (not in a good way) dog fighting ring. Tortures and kills animals.

He gets 23 months in jail.

Dante Stallworth:

Runs a man over with his car. In his statement to the police he said he honked the horn and flicked the lights at the man. Apparently he had time to do that, but not to slow down. He has enough money to get a cab to take him home.

He gets 30 days in jail.

Pretty dumb.